Best Online Dating Profile Ever

best online dating profileWant to see the best online dating profile ever?? It’s freakin’ awesome.

It’s unique, shows leadership, oozes confidences and made me laugh out loud, twice.

Check out THE best online dating profile ever:

I’m an ***hole.  I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles.  I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat.  And by the way, I’m a really messy eater.  Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink.  I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it.  Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it.  Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert.  Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation.  I think you get the picture.

Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).

POF (Plenty of Fish) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:

1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo Girls

OK girls, waiting for your emails…go

So now it’s my turn to answer the question that is running through your head. “WHY?? What is it about this profile that works? Isn’t this guy being a jerk?”

No. Not at all. He is having fun, doing what he wants and is making his own rules. Super sexy and very attractive. When I read this profile, I instantly felt attraction towards the guy writing it. Truth is the first sentence kind of threw me off, but as I continued reading, my attraction began to grew.

What this profile says to me, as a woman, is:

– This guy is fun and exciting

– He is open to taking risks and is okay with failing.

– He doesn’t NEED my approval

I see so many guys make the mistake of writing their profiles FOR women, rather than FOR themselves. This guy wrote his profile for himself knowing, that if a girl didn’t like this profile, he probably wouldn’t have liked the girl.

The feeling I got when I read his profile was, This guy is okay with our without me and he will not attempt to impress me by being someone he’s not.  AMAZING!!

Again, the best online dating profile ever.

I was so intrigued by this guy that I contacted him and asked him what made him write a profile like this.

His response was:

“haha yea at first i wrote a regular profile, then i read it over and i was like ‘this is so freaking boring’. So i thought i’d try something different. Something I wanted to write that would make me laugh.  And it worked. I got a TON of emails from cool women.”

He and I talked a little more and I immediately got a sense of his full character. It was great to see that he was much more than just a funny, goof, who only knew how to banter.  He was also genuine, intelligent and overall well rounded, good man with plenty to offer.

Had he just been a goof ball with nothing else to offer it would have been really disappointing.  It’s very similar to meeting a guy, that can only banter but has no idea how to make a real connection.  That behavior is exciting for a night and maybe even a week, but longer term it’s a huge turn off. So not everyone could pull off this profile.  In order to effectively pull off this kind of profile, you have to have the goods to back up with.

A profile like this one requires confidence, comfort and balance. As I said above, this guy wasn’t a clown. He actually had an amazing character to offer once the joking was set aside.

So here’s a challenge for you…give a profile like this a try.  Have fun with it, be loose and casual…and watch as the emails come rolling in from girls wanting to know more, and from girls telling you that you made them laugh.  If you aren’t a member anywhere, go use, it’s free and very popular…what do you have to lose?

My beginners, online dating course can then really help you take your online game to the next level.  From helping you reply to emails, to asking for the date, to meeting in real life, it covers everything to help you succeed with women you meet online…it’s all here:

As a bonus you will also receive an assessment from me on your current profile. Find out exactly how women are responding to your profile and get directions on how to make it more appealing to women. Go get it now:

More and more people are meeting through online dating sites. In fact a recent statistic showed that nearly 30%, of all new couples in the United States, meet ONLINE. Realistically the number is way higher, because 50% of all people who use online dating don’t admit it 😉

So get online and make sure you are doing it correctly 😉

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